-- pricey girly salon haircut -- two earrings in each earlobe (and one in the tragus) -- tailored women's dress shirts (no ties) -- no sleveless vests -- one tailored maroon denim suit coat (vaguely makes me look like a concierge) -- understated shades of long-wear lipstick on most days, plus occasional eye makeup -- no dildos -- no syphilis, genital warts, scabies, or breast cancer.
On the bright side, I do have a pair of men's steeltoed workbooks I wear on occasion. But still, apparently I'm lacking in LesboCred(tm). I better shape up or they'll take away my dyke license.
They can have my subscription to Car & Driver when they pry it from my cold, dead, short-nailed hands.
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-- pricey girly salon haircut
-- two earrings in each earlobe (and one in the tragus)
-- tailored women's dress shirts (no ties)
-- no sleveless vests
-- one tailored maroon denim suit coat (vaguely makes me look like a concierge)
-- understated shades of long-wear lipstick on most days, plus occasional eye makeup
-- no dildos
-- no syphilis, genital warts, scabies, or breast cancer.
On the bright side, I do have a pair of men's steeltoed workbooks I wear on occasion. But still, apparently I'm lacking in LesboCred(tm). I better shape up or they'll take away my dyke license.
They can have my subscription to Car & Driver when they pry it from my cold, dead, short-nailed hands.